Have I ever mentioned my deep dislike for football season? Well, if not, then it is well overdue. If pre-season were not bad enough, we are now full swing into college and professional football season. A mere yuck does not suffice.
I am wandering around on a Sunday only to run into all the *fans* dressed in their favorite jerseys. And in the evenings, there is hardly a broadcast channel not stuffing football down our throats.
All I can think about is how I can keep my nephew from ever playing this sport. His brains are far too precious to be wasted on such a ridiculous "sport." I cannot understand how anyone who professes to admire the *skill* of the players can stand to watch their brains be mashed. And still call themselves fans and admirers.
I heard an excellent piece on nor about twenty years ago on the subject of football and its latent homosexual tendencies … just wondering how many of these folks would still be willing to wear their jerseys if they had heard that piece.
What would my jersey say?
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